you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
Saturday night’s hottest night club is Laughing Through My Tears. It’s got everything: ice cream, lack of social life, Bill Hader devotion…
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much I love you
please don’t take
my sunshine
away
I'll pick random numbers ( I love these things ) . 7, 28 , 92, 73 , 12 , 111 , 25, 3
7-Charletta Moore or Ashley Rojas
28-Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
92-Never kissed anyone
73-Yup (Blanket)
12-I think 2:13am
111-Yup. Pre-season giants game
25-Of course!
3-People in character suits, sharks, dark (when I’m alone)
Thank you so much for asking!! (:
Invade my privacy please
1: Full name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turn ons
6: 4 turn offs
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasize about
155: Any question you'd like?
Dear Bill, Fred, & probably Jason,
Thank you. Just thank you. You guys (without even knowing it) helped me stay alive and helped me laugh when I thought impossible. Most people chalk it off as just people on a show but that’s not it. When you watch someone grace your television screen every Saturday for x-amount of years, they grow on you and you start to care for them.
Fred,
Holy shit you are a ball of perfection. You are insanely talented and everything you do is done with effort and obvious care. I’ve never met you but you seem like such a nice guy and your impression of the queen and the character Stuart are pure comedy gold. I will really miss seeing your shining face every Saturday good sir.
Jason,
Oh sudsy….you’re just the cutest thing ever. You and Olivia are probably the best couple ever. I really enjoyed watching you on SNL because lets be real here, your impressions are just golden & you do a mean devil ;) so, thank you suds.
Now on to William.
Bill,
It’s really hard to put what I have to say into words. I started watching SNL mainly because of a clip I saw of you somewhere. I thought “wow…he seems like a cool dude” and boy was that an understatement. You just being you has helped me through so much shit its unreal and it continues to this day. No matter what, I know that I can watch a video of you and instantly feel better. Not only did you introduce me to SNL, but also so many other movies. Not just ones you are in, but ones that you’ve recommended. Anyway, not to pick favorites, but you’re my favorite cast member on SNL and I honestly think you always will be. Your characters and impressions are just genius…they really are. You sir, are going places, I can feel it. And although I’ll miss the smallness of your fan-base, you deserve every ounce of credit and success that comes your way. I’m just at a loss at how else to express my appreciation to your existence. I just look up to you so much and honestly, you’re what got me interested in pursuing a TV/Movie career. I’ll miss you from the bottom of my heart William. I truly will.
HELP ME FRIENDS.
I need a link to last nights SNL episode. My prom was last night and I unfortunately didn’t get home last night to watch it. I would really appreciate if it was an uncut version with all the sketches in it.
